Nelson's Comedy

Sunday, 7 August 2016

Tinder Decoder 2.0: Does she want to date you or destroy you completely?

Tinder Decode 2.0
I read a lovely piece on W24 entitled "Tinder Decoder: Does he want to date you or just sleep with you?", a wonderful example of literature lifted entirely from a Grade 10 student's essay book, the kind that sits forever under that dusty DVD copy of "He's Just Not That Into You" after you've watched it with your ex-boyfriend.

I enjoyed it, and the first line caught my eye so:

"Okay, let's face it, the majority of Tinder users are on the app for one reason and one reason only - to get laid!"

And yes, the little man brandishing his gnarled stick at the sun inside me began to cry havoc and stomp his feet, as I reacted angrily to how double-sided this article was. It's all just the men, she says, it's just them that do it, she says, men on Tinder want to fuck women and that's all they're there for. Meanwhile, the soft-padded little man inside waited patiently before reminding me:

"She's right, and you know it. But the other side of the cake has the same frosting."

So, in the interests of fair play, I've come up with a similar list of common traits I've found women to have on Tinder:
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Tuesday, 10 March 2015

Applying Business Practices to Stand-Up Comedy

When approaching projects in my employment, I put forth a variety of business practices that ensure I manage them on time and to budget within cost agreed to with clients and get them the product they require. But when it comes to stand-up comedy, I'm as guilty as anybody of treating it like any other hobby; whenever I get to it.

As it turns out, professional stand-ups have to treat their work like any other work: just like a business.

So, without further ado, here's the top ten practices I've learnt in business that I, as an aspiring stand-up comic, would apply:

  1. It's all in the Planning
  2. What are you doing today?
  3. Research & Development
  4. Dress for Success
  5. Show up on Time
  6. Create a Contact List
  7. Networking, Networking, Networking
  8. Marketing is Your Friend
  9. Content is King
  10. Learn to Fail

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Thursday, 5 February 2015

VIDEO - #ThatsFunny at the All Star Theatre, Brackenfell, November 2014

Tuesday, 11 November 2014

HashtagThatsFunny - Comedy Photos from Saturday's Show


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Friday, 3 October 2014

Scriptwriting - Finding inspiration and finding something funnier...

A lot of people denote that comments are being troll-heaven for, well, trolls. The freedom to drop a comment under every article written conscientiously has usually turned into awful fights featuring anonymous geniuses chugging a beer or getting a spelling check from their beaten-up wife while she's washing the dishes, crying.

I've been trying hell on high water to find ways of being inspired to write, and came across this lovely little gem for inspiration:
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Monday, 14 October 2013

Armchair Sundays Comedy Show - Comedians' Photos


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