Going Offline - Day 23: All this open space...

So what has happened since my deep and tearful goodbye from the virtuous existence of cyber-stalking my nephews and former loves?

Nothing...nothing's happened.

But I can tell you I feel less than interested about returning to the site on a regular basis to read about what sort of pancake mc-enema someone's had two weeks ago on the coast of Costa Da Whateva with their moronic brood of inter-spacial Martian children hanging from their steel-girdered nipples conversing in an unintelligible language consisting of clicks and farts.

Seriously, I am.

Yesterday, you may not believe this...but as I walked outside the place I live in, I actually...ok, you'll be shocked...I, totally, said hello to a stranger. Would you believe that, a complete stranger, someone I had never met, outside my abode, my safe place previously reserved by me to sit in front of my Dell screen clicking on status updates while eating cookies (not biscuits)...and I said yes to them.

I may be writing this sarcastically, but in reality I was more concerned now with what someone has going on around them at that very moment, which are the real moments we keep losing out on every day sitting in front of our electronic communications devices. I betcha Kirk didn't envisage that when we was strutting through the decks of the Enterprise trying to out-strut Spock.

Which is f***ing insane...Spock's struts are legendary, even his people turn an eyebrow.

Anyway, I'm glad I'm not on there. And so far, I'm enjoying it. Here's some recommendations:

• www.tedisreal.com - A funny movie coming out in August with Mark Walhberg and Mila Kunis, and a VERY rude teddy-bear voiced by Family Guy creator Seth McFarlane
• Game of Thrones is back for a second season, and the first two episodes have been gloriously evil and deliciously dirty with a hint of medieval fantasy. Find it.
• Community is midway on it's third season with a turbulent war in the making between Troy and Abed. You can't miss the best friendship group I've never been in myself, duh!
• Pancakes....just simply pancakes, there's not enough of 'em and there's nowhere enough around me to enjoy.

Peace out, lovely amigos, I'm working tonight at the Painted Grin show in Benny's Bar, come down and enjoy!

Laughing Horse Camden - PAUL T. EYRES HEADLINING! - £5 - 11th May

Laughing Horse Camden is proud to present our next fantastic night of the season at the Crown & Goose featuring:

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Paul T. Eyres - "Fantastic. I was laughing every 15 seconds" - (Sol Bernstein aka Steve Jamieson)

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Lauren Shearing - Laughing Horse New Act of the Year 2011 Finalist

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Plus these other amazing acts:

Phil O' Shea
Naith Payton
Peter Edwards
John Davoren
Joe Hunter
Jon Mansell

With your regular hosts, LH New Act 2010 Finalist Mark Cornell and Nelson de Gouveia - "..like a gay boy I met in Sheffield..." - Scott Capurro.

ALL FOR A CHEEKY £5 (a Fiver, a Favour, a Forever Yours)

An open spot is available at this venue each week for any act wanting to come along and give stand-up a try for the first time.

Laughing Horse also runs the annual 'Free Edinburgh Fringe Festival' (http://www.freefestival.co.uk/), plus venues at the Brighton Fringe (http://www.brightonfringefest.co.uk/), a booking agency and comedy courses (www.aboutcomedy.co.uk)

Can't come tonight but want to know more about upcoming events and other clubs? Join the newly-created group and show your support for this small but determined show happening EVERY Wednesday at the Crown & Goose.

Facebook Group: http://tinyurl.com/y8nsvo2
Crown & Goose: www.crownandgoose.co.uk

The Laughing Horse is one of London’s most established comedy clubs, bringing comedy to venues across London and the UK for 10 years. With an intimate and friendly atmosphere, and a mixture of top professional acts, newer acts, regular comperes and everything in between..